What happened this year at the Super Bowl? I am not a sports fan, at least not the pros, college sports is where it's at. However, I do enjoy going to Super Bowl partys if not just for the free food. Most of my enjoyment from any Super Bowl partys come from watching the commercials. In the past there have been some pretty epic ones that just seem awesome to say the least. This year I was disappointed to say the least. I cant think of one that even made me chuckle or even think "Man, where do they come up with this stuff?" I spent most of the time thinking instead "Man, who the hell spproved this and why aren't they dead?"

With the economy the way it is, maybe I should have made offers to some of these companies to make the commercials for them. I have really no idea what it would be about, but I am sure it would involve a midget, a retard (sorry if I offend), and a monkey; or maybe a combination of the three like a retarded midget monkey. Even thinking about this possibility make me laugh!

I could have made millions!